Sam be me.
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…


This guy. Right here.

bellecs:

Spaceballs (1987)

3ismynumber:

whattheactualfuck-:

Who the fuck would spell “someone” like that?!

The comparisons are frightening

How…

3ismynumber:

whattheactualfuck-:

Who the fuck would spell “someone” like that?!


The comparisons are frightening

How…

how-you-survived-the-war:

megatronianian:

genevieveaileen:

cherryice97:

idkyolo:

tenors:

St. Genevieve Elementary School Drumline at WGI competing in PSA. INSANE.

but what the actual fuck

not possible i dont believe it

reblogging first, for my name. second, because wow

NUH UH.

dude what

No way this is an elementary school.

Can you say Dance Bohemian?

plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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friendlycalibrator:

t-tsunsexual:

itty-grubby-tavvy:

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gamzees-butt:

emptyquadrants:

conquerorwurm:

90s90s90s:

 

Let me play you the song of my people

literally me

so accurate i’m dying

you guys, this IS fourth grade.

DID THEN ENTIRE WORLD DO THIS IN FOURTH GRADE

YES

THIRD GRADE FOR ME ACTUALLY

conchetumare loadklasdhasjdhasj
dos por tres
dos por tres
pastelitos
calientitos
dos por tres

KHSJDASGDHASGDHASDGASFDSAGDFASGDFSAGDFASGDA (canción qlia erronea x’d ) 

Who remembers Hot Cross Buns?

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acylate:

i laughed myself into hysterics the first time i saw this

The actual thing is like 50305209458034956 times more terrifying

Ok so this is probably really stupid.

And I’m probably imaging things.

But like you know that book?

I am Number 4.

And there’s like a whole series and stuff.

And they have these powers.

Called Lumen.

And today in bio we learned that the inside of like an esophagus or stomach or pretty much any opening is called a Lumen.

And then it made me think of these books.

And then there’s this thing in the stomach.

Called the pyloric something.

And the people in the book are from the planet Lorien.

And they are called Loric.

WHAT IF THE GUY WROTE THE BOOK ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND BASED THE NAMES OF STUFF OFF OF STOMACH BODY PARTS.

JUST WHAT IF.

WHAT IF.